There is a whole crop of self-satisfied sell-out former genius baby-boomer actors, comedians and musicians who you must forcefully hate now because soon they will be too old to hate, it will be unseemly. Many are former comedians, which I attribute to the greater fall from grace by the “truth-teller”. The list includes:
- Steve Martin – “Shittier by the Dozen”
- Eddie Murphy – Fat suit fetish
- Robin Williams – More interesting when on drugs
- Robert DeNiro – The positive still outweighs the negative
- Peter Coyote – A former guerilla street mime, now shilling SUV’s
- Dennis Hopper – “It’s not where your dreams take you, it’s where you take your dreams” WTF does that even MEAN?
- Iggy Pop – Fresh Air interview: “What does Iggy Pop mean to Jimmy Osterberg?” (his real name) …”It means getting the best table at a restauarant, ahahaa”
- Tim Allen – always a sellout, former cocaine dealer turned traditional values fascist
- Dennis Miller – now appearing on the “Vs.” network with sports commentary
Many many others, too numerous to name. Soon they will be ancient, like Bette Davis in white pancake make-up on the Tonight show, and you will be lucky they can evoke a time when you were younger so you must leave them alone. In the meantime, as was said in “Ben” (or was it “Willard”) “Tear Him Apart!!!!”
